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SATURDAY, JULY 26, 2025 | 9:00 AM

Swim

Kick things off with a refreshing dip in the beautiful waters of Hyrum Dam. It’s a standard sprint distance swim, but don’t let that intimidate you—float, doggy paddle, or channel your inner aquatic beast. Whether you’re racing for glory or just trying not to lose a flip-flop, this swim’s about starting your triathlon off with a splash (literally). Wetsuits welcome, cannonballs, encouraged, belly flops not advised — but not strictly forbidden either.

Bike

Hop on your trusty steed and roll out from Hyrum Dam, cruise through the scenic backroads to Paradise , and back to the dam. It’s the kind of ride that’ll make you forget you’re even in a race—which is perfect, because this isn’t that kind of race. Draft if you want, coast if you can, and wave to the locals—they might think you’re professionals. (They’d be wrong, but it’s nice to dream.)

Run

You’ve made it back to the dam, and now it’s time to put one foot in front of the other—preferably at a light jog, but hey, no pressure. The run winds through quiet neighborhoods and open spaces, leading you to the finish line and your moment of glory (or at least a snack and refreshing dip in the lake). Go fast, go slow, or go creatively—we’re not picky. After all, this is the triathlon where finishing is optional… but if you do, odds are you’ll probably beat someone.